thecredo

Enough bitching, already!

In editorial, the conservatives, the lib-dems on April 23, 2010 at 22:23

There are many things in this election to get irate about.  Many.  But, from the “you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up” department, we now have yet another addition to our list of Things That Make Us Irate™.

Fake nurses.

That’s right.  They’re not just working for the NHS, now.

Fake nurses are also posing for party political pamphlets in – good heavens – Cardiff!  (cue creepy music)

Jonathan Morgan, the Conservative AM for Cardiff North, said: “They should apologise to my constituents and to the [fake] nurses working in Cardiff who will be astonished at this behaviour.

“It is appalling that the Lib Dems in Cardiff North would seek to deliberately mislead my constituents by using a picture of their candidate talking to a [fake] nurse, when I know she is not a [fake] nurse and has never been a [fake] nurse.”

Well, we’re certainly appalled here at thecredo, let us tell you that.  The British taxpayer works long hours to pay the wages of these civil servants who pretend to be nurses at every NHS hospital across Great Britain.  That our money is now being used for party political matters is just scandalous and we are Irate™.

The Lib-Dems need to apologise and provide a full explanation to The News of the World, by Monday morning.

End of satirical rambling

Seriously, though, is there not something better that Mr. Morgan can do with his time before the election?  Like, I don’t know, figure out how to fix the NHS in Cardiff?  Or, fix Cardiff?

Dave, we love you.  Save the party from this sort of thing.

What a pillock.

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