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Accolades enrapture my creation, at last

In wth on September 10, 2010 at 21:06

I would like to thank God (from whom my talent is on loan) for making me so brilliant that I could defeat Labour’s press drones with one-half my brain tied behind my back.

I would also like to thank Charon QC, for recognising the need for such an award.  Sante! End transmission.

Well?

– It’s still transmitting.

Dammit! Do you know how long I worked on this?

– Yes sir, I’m sorry, I can’t seem to shut it off.

Now I look a fool!

– No sir, it’s not that bad.

But, they can see everything I’m typing!

– Well… yes. Let me try thi

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